I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie

This t-shirt is perfect for book lovers who can’t resist a good read. With a clever twist on a classic song lyric, this shirt proudly proclaims “I like big books and I cannot lie.” It’s a fun and playful way to show off your love for literature, and makes a great gift for any bookworm in your life.

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