In a world filled with practical gadgets and essential tools, sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and appreciate the hilariously useless things that exist purely for entertainment value. From novelty items to quirky inventions, there is a whole world of funny useless items out there just waiting to be discovered.
Whether you’re looking for a gag gift for a friend or simply want to add some whimsy to your own life, funny useless items are a great way to inject some humor into your day.
While these items may not serve any practical purpose, their sheer absurdity is what makes them so enjoyable. So join us as we take a closer look at some of the best in funny useless items that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Hot Dog Throw Pillow
The hot dog throw pillow is the perfect combination of comfort and humor. Shaped like a delicious hot dog with all the fixings, this pillow is sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. However, let’s be real – it’s a completely useless gift. Who really needs a pillow shaped like a hot dog? But that’s what makes it so funny! It’s the kind of gift that will have everyone laughing and wondering why on earth someone would want a hot dog pillow. So if you’re looking for a quirky and amusing present that will definitely stand out, the hot dog throw pillow is the way to go. Just don’t expect it to serve any practical purpose!
47.99
Optical Illusion Rug
Step into the unknown (literally) with this optical illusion, black hole rug! 🌀🖤 Perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to freak out their friends or just give their room a gravitational pull of its own.
Thanks to an epic optical illusion, this rug looks like a portal to another dimension—right in the middle of your floor. Watch as your guests do a double-take before cautiously tiptoeing around what seems like a void (don’t worry, your socks are safe).
It’s the perfect blend of mind-bending design and floor décor, guaranteed to suck in compliments—just not your furniture!
Thanks to an epic optical illusion, this rug looks like a portal to another dimension—right in the middle of your floor. Watch as your guests do a double-take before cautiously tiptoeing around what seems like a void (don’t worry, your socks are safe).
It’s the perfect blend of mind-bending design and floor décor, guaranteed to suck in compliments—just not your furniture!
27.99
Finger Extensions
Introducing the Halloween Articulated Finger Extensions – the perfect gift for those who love to add a touch of creepy humor to their everyday life. These black finger extensions are sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. With their realistic appearance and ability to move just like real fingers, they are a hilarious addition to any costume or party outfit. However, let’s face it – these finger extensions serve no practical purpose whatsoever. They are purely for entertainment and amusement, making them the ultimate funny and useless gift for that quirky friend who loves to stand out from the crowd.
23.99
Worlds Smallest Deck of Playing Cards
Get ready to deal with the world’s smallest deck of playing cards—because why make things easy when you can make them tiny? 😏♠️♥️
These ridiculously miniature cards are perfect for people who like a little challenge with their card games, or for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what poker needs? Smaller cards and bigger laughs.” Measuring just slightly larger than a couple of thumbnails (seriously), this deck brings a whole new meaning to the term “sleight of hand.”
Perfect for travel, pranks, or just showing off your newfound dexterity. Shuffle carefully… or don’t, because good luck with that!
These ridiculously miniature cards are perfect for people who like a little challenge with their card games, or for anyone who’s ever thought, “You know what poker needs? Smaller cards and bigger laughs.” Measuring just slightly larger than a couple of thumbnails (seriously), this deck brings a whole new meaning to the term “sleight of hand.”
Perfect for travel, pranks, or just showing off your newfound dexterity. Shuffle carefully… or don’t, because good luck with that!
5.69
Useless Box
The Useless Box is the epitome of a hilarious and pointless gift. This quirky contraption is designed to do one thing and one thing only – turn itself off. With a simple flip of the switch, a mechanical arm emerges from the box to flick the switch back off, rendering the entire process utterly useless. It’s a comical and entertaining way to poke fun at the idea of useless gadgets and will surely bring a smile to anyone’s face. Perfect for pranksters, jokesters, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, the Useless Box is a gift that keeps on giving – even if it’s just a good chuckle.
14.99
Super Mario Block Light
Level up your lighting game with the Super Mario Block Light—because who wouldn’t want to feel like they’re smashing through levels of nostalgia? 🍄✨
Just like in the game, you can actually hit the bottom of this iconic block, and boom—it lights up! Whether you’re a long-time Mario fan or just love cool, interactive decor, this block light brings that classic 8-bit magic straight to your room.
Perfect for gaming setups, offices, or anywhere that could use a little power-up, this light will have you feeling like you just snagged a mushroom. Bonus: no Goombas in sight!
Just like in the game, you can actually hit the bottom of this iconic block, and boom—it lights up! Whether you’re a long-time Mario fan or just love cool, interactive decor, this block light brings that classic 8-bit magic straight to your room.
Perfect for gaming setups, offices, or anywhere that could use a little power-up, this light will have you feeling like you just snagged a mushroom. Bonus: no Goombas in sight!
19.99
Screaming Goat Button
The Screaming Goat Button is the ultimate office prankster’s dream come true. This hilarious and utterly useless gift will have your coworkers in stitches as they press the button and unleash the ear-piercing screams of a goat. Perfect for lightening the mood during those long, boring meetings or simply adding some chaos to the workday. With its compact size and easy-to-use design, this button is guaranteed to bring endless laughter and entertainment to any workplace.
17.99
Inflatable Octopus Tentacles
Turn your home into an undersea haunted lair with the Inflatable Octopus Tentacle! 🐙🎃
This giant, spooky decoration floats eerily outside your window, making it look like a massive sea creature is trying to break out—and let’s be honest, it’s way cooler than just hanging up a few cobwebs. Perfect for Halloween fanatics who like their scares with a side of the unexpected, this tentacle is sure to stop trick-or-treaters in their tracks. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s ready to turn your home into the creepiest place on the block.
Just inflate, let it float, and let the sea monster vibes take over!
This giant, spooky decoration floats eerily outside your window, making it look like a massive sea creature is trying to break out—and let’s be honest, it’s way cooler than just hanging up a few cobwebs. Perfect for Halloween fanatics who like their scares with a side of the unexpected, this tentacle is sure to stop trick-or-treaters in their tracks. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s ready to turn your home into the creepiest place on the block.
Just inflate, let it float, and let the sea monster vibes take over!
39.99
Chill Pill Pillow
This pillow is the perfect remedy for a stressful day. Its unique design provides a cooling sensation that will help you relax and unwind. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a peaceful slumber with this cleverly crafted pillow.
29.99
Useless Information
Looking for a gift that will leave your friends scratching their heads and laughing out loud? Look no further than “The Book of Useless Information.” Packed with random facts, bizarre trivia, and pointless tidbits, this book is guaranteed to entertain even the most knowledgeable know-it-all. From the world’s longest palindrome to the history of the high five, this book has it all. Perfect for parties, road trips, or just a rainy day at home, “The Book of Useless Information” is a hilarious and utterly useless gift that will have everyone wondering why they didn’t know these facts sooner. So go ahead, add a little humor and absurdity to someone’s day with this quirky and entertaining book.
12.00
Slingshot Chicken Flingers
These festive slingshot flingers are perfect for holiday fun! Launch soft foam balls at your loved ones during Easter and other family get togethers.
14.99
Emotional Support Fries
Introducing Emotional Support Fries – the perfect gift for anyone who finds solace in a salty snack! These hilarious novelty fries are here to provide you with the emotional support you never knew you needed. Whether you’re feeling down, stressed, or just craving some comfort food, these fries have got your back (or should I say, your stomach). With their cute and quirky design, they’re sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. While they may not actually solve any of your problems, they’ll definitely add some humor to your day. So go ahead, treat yourself or a friend to these funny and useless fries – because sometimes all you need is a good laugh and a side of fries.
14.99
Prop Toothbrushes
Looking to add some humor to your bathroom decor? Look no further than these oversized prop toothbrushes! At a whopping 14 inches long, these novelty toothbrushes are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Perfect for gag gifts or adding a touch of whimsy to your home, these toothbrushes are as useless as they are hilarious. Whether you’re looking to prank a friend or simply want to add a quirky touch to your bathroom, these oversized prop toothbrushes are guaranteed to make a statement. Just don’t expect them to actually clean your teeth!
17.99
Instant Underpants
Introducing the Instant Underpants – the perfect gag gift for the person who has everything…except clean underwear! Simply add water to these compressed pellets and watch as they magically expand into a pair of disposable underpants. While this product may provide a quick fix in a pinch, it’s ultimately a hilarious and useless gift that will leave your recipient in stitches. Whether it’s for a white elephant exchange or just to bring a smile to someone’s face, the Instant Underpants are sure to be a hit at any party. Just remember, laughter is the best gift of all!
6.68
Useless Nipples T-Shirt
The Useless Nipples Club T-shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has a great sense of humor and loves to make people laugh. It’s a funny and useless gift because, well, men don’t breastfeed! The shirt is sure to be a conversation starter and will have everyone in stitches. It’s a great way to show off your dad’s quirky personality and sense of humor. Plus, the soft and comfortable fabric makes it perfect for lounging around the house or wearing out and about. Give the gift of laughter with the Useless Nipples Club T-shirt!
14.99
Dehydrated Water
Introducing the ultimate gag gift: dehydrated water! This hilarious and utterly useless product is perfect for the person who has everything. Simply add water to rehydrate and watch as your friends and family scratch their heads in confusion. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, providing endless laughs and eye rolls. Whether you’re looking to prank a loved one or just want to add a touch of absurdity to your life, dehydrated water is sure to be a hit. So why wait? Grab a pack today and get ready to be the life of the party!
9.99
Hell No Button
The “Hell No” Button is the ultimate gift for those who have a sarcastic sense of humor and love to push people’s buttons (literally). This hilarious device features a red button that, when pressed, plays a variety of sassy and snarky phrases like “Hell no!”, “Not today, Satan”, and “Are you kidding me?”. While it may not serve any practical purpose, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face and provide endless entertainment.
12.95
Sunny The Blobfish
Meet Sunny the Blobfish, the squishy and hilarious novelty gift that is sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. This adorable plush toy is designed to resemble the infamous blobfish, known for its unique appearance and charmingly droopy expression. With its soft and squishy texture, Sunny is perfect for stress relief or simply as a fun desk companion. While Sunny may not serve any practical purpose, its sheer absurdity and cuteness make it a perfect gag gift for friends, family, or coworkers.
10.75
Useless Pancreas Bag
Introducing the Useless Pancreas Bag – the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a useless pancreas! This quirky and clever bag is designed for those who want to let everyone know the usefulness of the pancreas – which is none. With a bold and humorous design that proudly proclaims “Useless Pancreas,” this bag is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. Whether you’re looking for a funny gift for a friend or just want to add some humor to your own daily routine, this bag is the perfect choice.
14.66
It’s Nothing Gag Gift
Looking for a gift that will have your friends laughing out loud? Look no further than this hilarious and completely useless – Nothing. It’s actually nothing, but the package. So don’t expect to be surprised with something because when this arrives on your doorstep because there will be nothing in the package. But that doesn’t mean it won’t bring some laughs to you, your friends, or anyone else who’s around when the lucky recipient receives their nothing. Frankly this is probably the most unique gift you can give and is sure to be a conversation starter and reference point for future gift giving sessions.
9.99
Wearable Turtle Shell
The wearable turtle shell pillow is the perfect gift for the person who has everything…except a giant turtle shell to wear around their neck. This hilarious and utterly useless gift will have everyone laughing as the recipient struts around with a plush tortoise shell strapped to their back. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it also doubles as a comfy pillow for those impromptu naps on the go. Whether you’re looking to make a statement or just want to give someone a good chuckle, this wearable turtle shell pillow is sure to bring joy and laughter to any occasion. Just don’t expect it to provide any real protection in case of a turtle attack.
36.99
No Tear Toilet Paper
Introducing the “No Tear” Funny Prank Toilet Paper – the ultimate gag gift for the prankster in your life! This hilarious novelty item looks and feels like regular toilet paper, but with one major twist – it’s impossible to tear! Imagine the confusion and frustration on your friends’ faces as they struggle to use this seemingly ordinary roll. Perfect for office pranks, white elephant gift exchanges, or just adding some laughs to your bathroom routine. Sure, it may be useless for its intended purpose, but the endless entertainment it provides is priceless.
9.99
